- I don't understand, Grant, if you search Grant O'Brien height, it says 6' 7" - I'm 6' 9" (elevator dings) (lively music) - So I'm thinking, poker table over here, Black Jack table, race horses maybe? - Ooh, they're big, yeah. - What's going on?
- We are setting up a casino night for charity. Arakke here, she's from HR, she's organizing the effort in order to raise money for kids with... What was it again? - Whooping diarrhea. Yeah, I'm trying to raise money for reinforced diapers, cough medicine for butts, asthma inhalers for butts. - Sorry, sorry, just for a minute. Did you say, money https://uscasinosguide.com/bonus-slots/? - Yeah, I mean, we don't know how much money. - [Both] Much money... - Well, we hope so, I mean scientists typically pretty underfunded. - [Both] Funded... - You guys are both saying, money, a lot. - [Both] Money, a lot... - We're gonna head over casino night, then we're gonna have to assemble the right team. - Plus, it'll be so much fun. - Right? And we never do stuff like this, is it so hard to get six people who like each other to do something together for once? - [Both] No, no, no. - We're friends, who we gonna get? - Adam? - [Both] Adam... - If you're looking for an inside man, look no further than Adam Conover. His snappy style and know-it-all attitude will get him into, then kicked out of any class joint in town. If you've got Adam, you've got a sharp suit and a dope conversation. - He can't make it. - What? Are you sure? - Yeah, it's super late notice. I actually have my own heist that weekend. Unless you guys wanna join up, put our groups together? It'll be fun! - Okay, so Adam's out. Wanna just get Zac? - I guess. - Yeah, he's fine. What about our pickpocket? - Oh. Cynthia. If you're looking for sticky fingers, look no further than Cynthia Kao. Double jointed, no. Make that double double, animal style. (fearsome roar) With Cynthia- - If we get Cynthia, then she's definitely gonna bring along her weird boyfriend. You remember... Gus, it was Gus right? - Oh yeah. - You meet that guy before? - Oh yeah. - What's his fucking deal? - He had like, jam on his fingers and he shook my hand, like took my hand and shook it. - What? - Yeah. - The guy's fucking weird, I don't know. Can we just do Katie instead? - Katie's fine. - Right, Katie. Who do we want for demolitions? - [Both] Siobhan. - I am in. - You're sure? - Yeah, I'm so in. - Because you haven't really been around. - This is a hard in, I'm in. This is it, I'm in. - Alright then. Okay, I'll put you on the list. - Great! I can't wait! It is this Friday right? - Yeah. - Yeah, I might be a little bit late. You know what, I'm just gonna email a couple of people, but I'm definitely in. This is it, this is the important thing for me. The other thing is not important. - You don't have to say yes. - I don't wanna say no, I'm not gonna say no. - Okay. - I just need to check on... Like a couple people. - What the fuck are you doing? Siobhan's not coming. - Nope, definitely not. Could we just get Ally and Rafael. - I don't know them. And like, I like them, but... Two slots, a whole heist, I... - I hear you, but like, what, you gonna leave one out of it? Like just take one and not the other, that's like, shitty. - You know what we should do? We put on Facebook, that we're gonna meet at a bar, and we'll just say, come, relax, if you wanna heist, we'll heist, no big deal. - What if too many people show up? Can't have like a 20 person heist, that's crazy. Or too few, that'll be awful, can you imagine? I wish someone else could plan this. - Right? I hate planning my own heists. Should we not do this? - No, we have to. For the children's money. Here's our target. Casino night. - Alright, let's pop on over these, governor. - This new voice I'm hearing? - Yeah, oh, well done, I'd say alright. - Woah, hey. You guys planning a heist? - Yeah, yeah, something like that... - Oh my god, I freaking love heists! Hey, I'm a real gadget guy, you got a gadget guy yet? - [All] Yeah... - But, you know, next heist, we'll totally come to you. - We got one soon. - Cool, cool, cool. Just let me know. - Definitely, yeah, we will, absolutely. Yeah, for sure, for sure. (lively music) - Okay, bye. - So you're kinda the Brad Pitt in this situation? - Yeah, I am. - Okay. I've never seen anything like this in my life. - I was hungry. - No, that's something else. - Hi, it's Mike Trapp from CollegeHumor. Click here to subscribe, click here for more fun things and send help to keep me from sinking. Please. Please help, please help.
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